From all the forensic evidence we could gather, It appears a fourlegged creature with a distinct stench was able to retrieve said victim and left neither hide nor hair of the roast. The rumor on the street, though, was that Gerald was also seen in the vicinity, but no footprints or distinct odor was apparant.
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From all the forensic evidence we could gather, It appears a fourlegged creature with a distinct stench was able to retrieve said victim and left neither hide nor hair of the roast. The rumor on the street, though, was that Gerald was also seen in the vicinity, but no footprints or distinct odor was apparant.
I would say that there was more roast missing than a meer skunk could have disposed of.....I'm voting Gerald.
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